"All right, enough arm-kissing and stuff. I want to woohoo. In bed. Right now."
"But Suzie, there are at least two different people in love with you in the dorm. I don't know how the 'everyone on the lot can hear your screams' rule works with dorms."
"My, my, the mop is certainly looking fetching this evening."
"All right, all right, so talk to Beverly about love. But if you get slapped don't blame me."