There's this guy on all fours behind a car, trying to push it up the hill with his nose.

So you suggest that maybe he'd have an easier time if he stood up and used his arms, and his shoulder, on the car instead.

He's outraged.

"Look," he says, "you think it's not important to get this car up the hill? You think I'm not serious about this? You think it doesn't hurt, doing this with my nose?"

"If you really wanted to help," he says, "you'd get down here next to me and push with your nose, too."

As you walk away, you pass by the car window, and looking in you notice that the transmission is in "Park". You think about mentioning it to the guy, but you probably decide against it.


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